Maybe I Like That Im Not Alright

pitbolshevik:

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

commercialpunk:

murdercore-powerfuneral:

murdercore-powerfuneral:

One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

Sorry prev, but your tags were good and I felt like everyone should get to read them

aemiron-main:

aroaziraphale:

minnow-doodle-doo:

Then Jason never kills again.

animentality:

cletusthurstonbeauregard:

animentality:

isn’t he the guy with the famously dry wife?

she is famously dry.

dasloddl:

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briarrose44:

liberalsarecool:

Thank you, Liz. Thank you, Democrats.

Vote Blue if you want progress. 💙

And thank you ProPublica for intensive reporting that helped bring this to light j https://www.propublica.org/series/the-turbotax-trap

The TurboTax Trap

ProPublica has long detailed how Intuit, the maker of TurboTax, and other companies have worked against making tax preparation easier and le

ProPublica

parker-of-loxley:

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[lmao @sweetenby​]

You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?

theastroghost:

happy belated 5th anniversary

post movie turtle pile :)

benevolentcannibal:

bimbo’s your zoro 😏😏

dogmotif:

if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

were–ralph:

xylophonetangerine:

vergak:

i think about this so much

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

gokuma:

Sadvengers (look at Spinister’s giant arms!)

tempter-sent:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

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